【題目】Most funny stories are based on comic situations. In spite of national differences, certain funny situations have a universal attraction. No matter where you live, you would find it difficult not to laugh at, say Charlie Chaplin's early films. However, a new type of humour, which starts largely from the U.S., has recently come into fashion. It is called “sick humour”.

Comedians base their jokes on tragic situations like violent death or serious accidents. The following “sick humour” will enable you to amuse yourself.

A man who had broken his right leg was taken to hospital a few weeks before Christmas. From the moment he arrived there, he kept on bothering his doctor to tell him when he would be able to go home. He was afraid of having to spend Christmas in hospital. Though the doctor did his best, the patient's recovery was slow. On Christmas Day, the man still had his right leg in plaster(石膏).

He spent a miserable day in bed thinking of all the fun he was missing. The following day, however, the doctor consoled him by telling him that his chances of being able to leave hospital in time for New Year celebrations were good. The man took heart and, sure enough, on New Year's Eve he was able to hobble(蹣跚) along to a party. To make up for his unpleasant experiences in hospital, the man drank a little more than it was good for him. In the process, he enjoyed himself thoroughly and kept telling everybody how much he hated hospitals. He was still murmuring something about hospitals at the end of the party when he slipped on a piece of ice and broke his left leg.

1Which is right?

A. All the humour stories are funny in spite of different nationalities.

B. One can realize the humour of the stories in his own country.

C. Charlie Chaplin made it difficult to laugh at his action.

D. Almost all the audience can be made to laugh at some famous comedians' action.

2What does the underlined word “consoled” mean?

A. Comfort. B. Overcome.

C. Confuse. D. Disturb.

3What can we infer from the passage?

A. No pains, no gains. B. Extreme joy begets sorrow.

C. Once a thief, always a thief. D. Good medicine tastes bitter.

4What's the main idea of the passage?

A. A new kind of humour came into being.

B. How to cure your legs is important.

C. Christmas is more necessary than anything else.

D. Holding a party is interesting for the westerners.

【答案】

1D

2A

3B

4A

【解析】本文介紹了當(dāng)前流行的一種新的幽默。

1推理判斷題根據(jù)...certain funny situations have a universal attraction.看出A項(xiàng)太絕對;B項(xiàng)的in his own country是錯(cuò)誤的;C項(xiàng)的意思與原文相反;對于有些著名喜劇演員的表演來說,幾乎所有的人都看得懂,并且大笑起來。故D項(xiàng)正確。

2詞義猜測題..the doctor consoled him by telling him that his chances of being able to leave hospital in time for New Year celebrations were good. 可知,醫(yī)生__________他,告訴他有機(jī)會(huì)離開醫(yī)院去參加新年慶;顒(dòng)。故consoled含有comfort(安慰)的意思。故選A。

3推理判斷題。A.不勞無獲;B.樂極生悲;C.一次做賊,永遠(yuǎn)是賊;D.良藥苦口。從文章的最后一段中的…the man drank a little more than it was good for him.可看出,是樂極生悲,故選B項(xiàng)。

4主旨大意題本文通過第一段的引入,說明了當(dāng)前的一種新的幽默。故選A。

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